Presents for Girls
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:09 pm
A lawyer, an accountant and a biker were having a drink together in a pub.
The lawyer suddenly said: "It's our anniversary next week and I've bought my wife a diamond ring and a new car."
The others said: "Why have you bought her two presents?"
The lawyer replied "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the ring, she would like the car and know that I love her."
The accountant, not to be outdone, said: "On our anniversary I bought my wife a 22-carat gold necklace and a two-week holiday in the Bahamas."
The others asked: "Why did you do that?"
The accounatant replied: "Well,I thought that if she didn't like the necklace she would like the holiday and know that I love her."
The biker said: "I bought my wife a Boxertrix T-shirt and a dildo."
The others said: "Why did you do that?"
The biker replied: "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go and fxxx herself."
The lawyer suddenly said: "It's our anniversary next week and I've bought my wife a diamond ring and a new car."
The others said: "Why have you bought her two presents?"
The lawyer replied "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the ring, she would like the car and know that I love her."
The accountant, not to be outdone, said: "On our anniversary I bought my wife a 22-carat gold necklace and a two-week holiday in the Bahamas."
The others asked: "Why did you do that?"
The accounatant replied: "Well,I thought that if she didn't like the necklace she would like the holiday and know that I love her."
The biker said: "I bought my wife a Boxertrix T-shirt and a dildo."
The others said: "Why did you do that?"
The biker replied: "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go and fxxx herself."