Presents for Girls

[Taz]

A lawyer, an accountant and a biker were having a drink together in a pub.

The lawyer suddenly said: "It's our anniversary next week and I've bought my wife a diamond ring and a new car."

The others said: "Why have you bought her two presents?"

The lawyer replied "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the ring, she would like the car and know that I love her."

The accountant, not to be outdone, said: "On our anniversary I bought my wife a 22-carat gold necklace and a two-week holiday in the Bahamas."

The others asked: "Why did you do that?"

The accounatant replied: "Well,I thought that if she didn't like the necklace she would like the holiday and know that I love her."

The biker said: "I bought my wife a Boxertrix T-shirt and a dildo."

The others said: "Why did you do that?"

The biker replied: "Well, I thought that if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go and fxxx herself."