Any 'kid friendly' jokes?

3narf · Post by **3narf** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:49 am

All this stuff is good but I always struggle to find jokes I can tell my kids.

How's about we put some in this thread?

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back, piggy-back, and knocks on the door.

"What have you come as?"

"I'm a Ninja Turtle..."

Points to girlfriend. "Who's that?"

"Michelle."

Boxermed69 · Post by **Boxermed69** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:04 pm

Why do the French not eat big omelettes?

Cos one egg's un oeuf

Mike

3narf · Post by **3narf** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:40 pm

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Boxermed69 · Post by **Boxermed69** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:38 pm

Ooh, getting serious now. I'd best dust off my lolly stick collection...

Mike

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:03 am

What's brown, and sticky?

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A stick !

Blackal · Post by **Blackal** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:03 am

What do you call a donkey, with only three legs?

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A wonkey !

3narf · Post by **3narf** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:52 am

Great stuff! One in every cracker...

roadburner · Post by **roadburner** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:50 pm

What Flies and wobbles?

A Jelly Copter