Suicide Counselling

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Suicide Counselling

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A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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Re: Suicide Counselling

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ianbcr wrote:A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D
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[quote="madthemad"]Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D[/quote]

Nope. they must be reading our forums. :lol:
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