A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
Suicide Counselling
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Suicide Counselling
Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise.
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Indian Roadmaster Elite
Re: Suicide Counselling
Ohhh gawwwd. Black as, but I still snorted my coffee ...ianbcr wrote:A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
Real torque curves don't have a first derivative. :-^)
[quote="madthemad"]Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot.
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Nope. they must be reading our forums.

Nope. they must be reading our forums.

Your born with a certain amount of heart beats, Don`t waste them on exercise.
04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite
![rooster [smilie=rooster.gif]](./images/smilies/rooster.gif)
04 boxer cup rep. Gone but not forgotten
99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite