Following problems in the sub prime lending market in the States and its devastating effect on Northern Rock and Bear Stearns, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days the famous Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song.
Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose dived and 1000 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it's feared customers may get a raw deal.
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The scented country air
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The blur of the landscape
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Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
Not if i can help itNu2beemers wrote:Excellent
Do you do any work Steve or do you spend you whole day thinking this stuff up
Greg
, but I can't take the credit for this, it was passed on to me from a far wittier person than me!Steve
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
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Because of cutbacks, the Japanese Minister of Finance also handles the Performing Arts portfolio and heads the Ministry of Defence. When asked if he would pledge any Government money to help the banking crisis, he said:
"Noh kendo!"
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"Noh kendo!"
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