The true meaning of skid marks!

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The true meaning of skid marks!

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Honda VFR750 FV 1997 Red and dirty, 130K miles.

Honda VFR800 Xf Crossrunner 2016 White and dirty, 120K miles.
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wonder what hes thinking.... oh arse perhaps :twisted:
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"does my bum look big on this" :oops:


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Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
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overcompensating for the broken tail light in my opinion :blob6:
You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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Shouldn't have gone for the vindaloo......
Honda VFR750 FV 1997 Red and dirty, 130K miles.

Honda VFR800 Xf Crossrunner 2016 White and dirty, 120K miles.
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As someone once said " always wear your Feckin leathers!!"

Wise words indeed :wink:
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Grate arse!
Geddit,eh cheese grater eh eh!
I,ll get me coat
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makes me laugh, I've had the same happen to me when the throttle stuck on my KX500 mx at an inappropriate moment.
I had motorcross pants on but thats no match for a KX500 powered knobbly when it wants to rip your trousers off....could have been much worse...could have stopped me from having kids!! (I got away with only not being able to sit down for 2 weeks)
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