No, this is the ultimate Irish joke ever... honest...

[Man-of-Mystery]

... because basically you have to memorise the whole routine and say it at the next ever boxertrix event without taking a breath.

Right...

You know how you are not allowed to tell sexist jokes any more, right? "Like what?" I hear you cry. Like the following example:

A young man and a young woman went for a drive. They stopped down a country lane.

"Why are we stopping?" asked the young woman.

"We're going to talk about the hearafter," said the young man.

"What do you mean by the hereafter?" asked the young woman.

"Well," replied the young man. "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I've gone!

Well, you aren't allowed to tell racist jokes either, so that means you can't tell the Irish version of the above joke. "The Irish version of the above joke?" I hear you cry. "How does that go?" Well, rather after this fashion.

A young man and a young woman were after going for a drive. They were after stopping down a country lane.

"Why are we after stopping?" the young woman was after asking.

"We'll be after talking about the hereafter," the young man was after replying.

"What are you after meaning by the hereafter?" the young woman was after saying.

"Well," the young man was after replying. "If you're not after being here after what I'm after being here after, you'll be after being here after I'm after going!"

So, if anyone asks you - I haven't told you either of those jokes, ok?