THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE .....

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THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE .....

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There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was
'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest, where he made
love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by, and no one dared call him Onestone, that is until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then
he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night,but
Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


What is the moral of this story?????.. ......................

OH, Come on . take a guess!

Think about it. )))))

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The moral is ...

You can't kill two birds with one stone!! :roll:
Nick

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.