I get regular phone calls and emails from recruitment agencies sniffing around because of my CV having been on the job search sites I guess.
What naffs me off is a percentage of them are offering me HGV driving jobs (apart from a play in an Irish Military 6 wheel drive Oshkosh truck that was having a Hiab and a Multilift fitted)

(although it could've been the 8 wheel version

I've never driven a truck or have any HGV licence. I'm assuming they're just pulling out my previous employer being Hiab. Only takes a cursory glance at my CV to see it's IT based..... muppets