Tesco (horse) burgers.....

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Tesco (horse) burgers.....

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Just been to the fridge to check the burgers I got from Tesco........AND THEY`RE OFF!!!!
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I always thought there was no meat in them.
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I've got a burger runnin' in the 3.30. [smilie=horse.gif] [smilie=flog dead horse]
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Tescos burgers are low in fat but high in Shergar
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That'll be why they always gave me the trots.
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[quote="notoriusb.e.n"]That'll be why they always gave me the trots.[/quote]

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I hear their meat balls are the dogs bollox.....
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Do I believe it?......nayyyyyyy
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the woman clearing them out of the freezer was`nt to happy....i said to her "why the long face"?
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I'm absolutely shocked, Horse meat in burgers?

What's next? 'My Lidl Pony'
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Dai wiskers wrote:Image
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I don't see what the problem with Tesco burgers containing horse meat, my daughter bought something from there that contained traces of sh1t.
A One Direction CD.

so whats wrong with a bit of horse meat in ya burger, wait till you try the quarter PANDA...
...or don't you like Chinese food ?

In any case horse meat found in Tesco burgers is nothing, Camel toe was found in Primark leggings.
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I have to say I was shocked when I heard that Tesco burgers contained 29% horse meat. I didn't think there was that much meat in them to start with.
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skiddy boxers wrote: In any case horse meat found in Tesco burgers is nothing, moose knuckle was found in Primark leggings.
Corrected that for you.
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