Two drunks
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:27 am
One's on the way home from the pub and he decides to take a short cut through the graveyard. Unfortunately for him a grave has been cut for an early funeral in the morning, he stumbles and topples into the grave, burps and falls asleep.
30 minutes a later the second drunk is staggering the same way home, singing his head off. As he gets closer, and louder, he wakes up the first drunk who shouts out "I'm cold!"
The second drunk peers over the edge of the hole, looks down at him and says
"I'm not surprised, you've kicked all your soil off!"
Boom boom!!
30 minutes a later the second drunk is staggering the same way home, singing his head off. As he gets closer, and louder, he wakes up the first drunk who shouts out "I'm cold!"
The second drunk peers over the edge of the hole, looks down at him and says
"I'm not surprised, you've kicked all your soil off!"
Boom boom!!