A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a ******* bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Duck in a bar...............
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Duck in a bar...............
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Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....