Glasgow V's America

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Glasgow V's America

Postby Yogi Bear » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:47 am

> If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow
>
> Eyewitness accounts.
>
> America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I
> just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to
me"
>
> Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good
> boot, then decked him"
>
> America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get
> home, I thought i was gonna die"
>
> Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"
>
> America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all
> directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"
>
> Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"
>
> America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas
> canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna
> die, I just ran for my life"
>
> Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty
Couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a
good boot to the baws"
>
> America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I
Was gonna die"
>
> Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a
> fire it wis like that"
>
> America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna
die"
>
> Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am
> gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
>
> & finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these
> are real) John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The
> interviewer asked:

> "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is
> Glasgow we'll just set about you"

> John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy
And he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him" !
> :lol: :lol:
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