Duck in the Pub
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:10 pm
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fcuking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fcuking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fcuking beak to the bar you irritating bas-trad bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
I'll get me coat.................
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fcuking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fcuking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fcuking beak to the bar you irritating bas-trad bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
I'll get me coat.................
