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Best Australian Joke

Postby Blackal » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:15 pm

Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie!
This genie, however was a little different.

He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer.... Make that Victoria Bitter!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher.
The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret whose wish it was that had been granted.


After a long, tension-filled moment Knackers said, "Nice going Dickhead!
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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