Pervert phone call

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bikemad99
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Pervert phone call

Postby bikemad99 » Tue May 20, 2014 8:27 am

Telephone rings, woman answers.


Pervert, breathing heavily, says,





"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"





Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the football....
Who shall I say is calling?"
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Postby ned1 » Tue May 20, 2014 10:43 am

Like it..............must send this on

:D :lol: :wink:
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Ride like they are all out to kill you and you will live to ride another day............Ned 2008
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