THE HUMAN BODY............

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Blackal
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THE HUMAN BODY............

Postby Blackal » Sat May 10, 2014 7:13 am

The human body is amazing!

It takes  your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.  
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as  the brain.
Your body  uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are  standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste  it.
 
Women:
will be finished reading this by now.  
 
 
Men:
are still busy checking their  thumbs.
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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