Too much hair

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Blackal
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Too much hair

Postby Blackal » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:12 pm

My wife realised that our dog (a Schnauzer) was getting progressively deafer, so she took it to the vets. The vet found that the problem was hair growing in the dog's ears. He trimmed the hair and cleaned both ears, and the dog’s hearing improved 100% back to normal. The vet then advised Andrea that, to keep this hair growth from recurring, she should buy some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the chemists and bought some "Nair" hair remover. As he was paying, the chemist said, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use any deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The chemist said, "OK, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either................ If you must know, I'll be using it on my Schnauzer."


The chemist said, "Well, don’t ride your bike for about a week."
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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bigblackfalco
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Postby bigblackfalco » Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:59 am

Quality Al :)
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Postby eyore » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:03 am

Excellent :lol: :lol:
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