FLASH - turn away now if you don't want to know the score

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FLASH - turn away now if you don't want to know the score

Postby FLASH » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:29 pm

Consider this a pubic cervix announcement:

2012 dates are up. Roads are all new with none of those unsettling bends. Menus have changed and it's all English food now. I have had a hair transplant and liposuction. Violette has left me (Oh, hang on, here she is, back) Lunch and coffee venues are all new following the unfortunate mass poisoning of 2009. More gravel has been laid in the parking area. Unwarranted outbursts of abuse are off the scale. I'm now making my own cider. Croissants are back.

What our visitors thought: "I've been coming here for 8 years and I can't believe it's still sh*t"


See ya!
Come on down to a FLASH weekend break in South West France!
Rufty-Tufty, tassled, Bikers ONLY. No cars please! (unless it's a Volvo Estate with a carbon fibre tow-bar)

Check it out on: http://www.flashtours.co.uk

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