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Dissatisfied customers

Last post by ianc53 « Mon May 29, 2023 7:41 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Mon May 29, 2023 2:41 am

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "They should not allow topless...

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Mon May 29, 2023 7:41 pm
young and old

Last post by SP250 « Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:16 am
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by Topcat » Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:47 pm

How the young folks do it....

And the old...

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Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:16 am
Idiot sighting

Last post by RiceBurner « Wed Dec 14, 2022 3:22 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Sun Aug 14, 2022 12:52 am

IDIOT SIGHTING.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also...

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Wed Dec 14, 2022 3:22 pm
Excuses

Last post by Mitch1100 « Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:15 am

by Mitch1100 » Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:15 am

A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ......

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Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:15 am
Employee of the month is....

Last post by das bike u1100s « Thu Mar 03, 2022 8:59 pm
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Attachment(s) by Mitch1100 » Thu Mar 03, 2022 7:50 am

18FE9836-9888-47E7-B34F-EC5596C43D57.jpeg Employee of the month is....

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Thu Mar 03, 2022 8:59 pm
Conspiracies

Last post by boxerscott « Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:19 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:34 pm

Just wait until conspiracy theorists discover they’re part of a conspiracy to use conspiracy theorists to spread misinformation via conspiracy...

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Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:19 pm
Simple test

Last post by Mitch1100 « Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:39 am

Attachment(s) by Mitch1100 » Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:39 am

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Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:39 am
Truths

Last post by BoxerCup R « Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:07 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Fri Oct 15, 2021 4:41 am

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't...

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Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:07 pm
Millionaire Shoe Shiner. Great success story. Only in America.

Last post by Mitch1100 « Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:36 pm
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by Paul » Thu Aug 12, 2021 5:50 pm

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walked to the corner for
a shoeshine. He sat in an armchair, examined the Wall Street Journal...

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Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:36 pm
Miss Beatrice

Last post by Paul « Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:16 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:24 pm

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon...

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Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:16 pm
SPORT ON TV

Last post by Blackal « Sun Feb 21, 2021 5:25 pm

Attachment(s) by Blackal » Sun Feb 21, 2021 5:25 pm

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Last post by Blackal View the latest post
Sun Feb 21, 2021 5:25 pm
ELECTRICAL THEORY

Last post by simon « Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:34 pm
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by Blackal » Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:00 pm

Positive grounding depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral...

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Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:34 pm
GOOD NEWS FOR WALES

Last post by boxerscott « Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:36 pm
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by Blackal » Thu Feb 18, 2021 6:08 pm

Looks like they have a handle on this covid-affected hospitality sector.............................

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Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:36 pm
Young sister

Last post by Gromit « Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:08 pm

by Gromit » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:08 pm

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little...

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Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:08 pm
Pfizer

Last post by dave the german « Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:22 am
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by Boxered » Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:05 pm

The 1st vaccine for Covid-19 may soon run out as global demand increases exponentially.
The pfizer Chiefs said they predict a riot.

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Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:22 am
Outrageously Funny

Last post by simon « Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:04 pm
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by boxerscott » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:06 pm

Afraid our TV humour today has been sanitised. This was funny and is still funny.

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Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:04 pm
Magnesium

Last post by Blackal « Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:36 pm
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Attachment(s) by Gromit » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:34 pm

Doctor: "Looks like your magnesium levels are extremely low"
Patient: "0mg!"

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Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:36 pm
I taught her that!

Last post by dave the german « Fri Dec 18, 2020 6:50 am
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by Mitch1100 » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:20 pm

:roll:

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Fri Dec 18, 2020 6:50 am
Fast pigs & two up touring versions

Last post by das bike u1100s « Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:58 pm

by das bike u1100s » Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:58 pm

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Sorry.... :oops:
Ps. No pigs were shot/hurt in the making of this video, and professional stunt pigs were used to replace any that had gone to...

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Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:58 pm
PLANNING CHRISTMAS

Last post by Blackal « Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:36 pm
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Attachment(s) by Blackal » Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:02 pm

Got it all figured out....................

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Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:36 pm
Heartbreak

Last post by Blackal « Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:00 pm

by Blackal » Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:00 pm

Poor guy - hard at any time of the year, but especially now............ :crybaby:

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Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:00 pm
WALES IN LOCKDOWN..........

Last post by SP250 « Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:36 pm
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Attachment(s) by Blackal » Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:26 pm

In case anyone is thinking of a blast around the valleys......................

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Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:36 pm
Eradicating Covid.

Last post by dave the german « Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:53 pm
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by Blackal » Thu Oct 08, 2020 1:50 pm

Question: -

If you could eradicate Covid-19 by sacrificing a UK city, which city would you chose and why Liverpool? :lol:

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Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:53 pm
COVID RULES DURING XMAS

Last post by simon « Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:14 pm
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Attachment(s) by Blackal » Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:04 pm

Just in case - the “Rule of Six” is still in force ...................

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Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:14 pm
WW2

Last post by slparry « Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:37 pm

by slparry » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:37 pm

My grandad was a WWII veteran, in just one day during the battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators.

Easily the...

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Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:37 pm
disgusting

Last post by popsky « Thu May 14, 2020 6:46 am
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by Mitch1100 » Thu May 14, 2020 1:28 am

:wink:

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Last post by popsky View the latest post
Thu May 14, 2020 6:46 am
Fell off again..

Last post by nab 301 « Tue May 05, 2020 6:48 pm
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Attachment(s) by simon » Sat May 02, 2020 1:15 pm

This has not been a good morning.

After spending the last couple of months on Shank's pony courtesy of the lockdown and there being quite a few...

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Tue May 05, 2020 6:48 pm
Rock Paper Scissors - Russian Stylee

Last post by Blackal « Sat May 02, 2020 4:52 am

by Blackal » Sat May 02, 2020 4:52 am

This absolutely - cracks me up! :laughing3:

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Sat May 02, 2020 4:52 am
lockdown advice

Last post by Paul « Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:55 am
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Attachment(s) by slparry » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:55 pm

cb.jpg

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Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:55 am
Fuel economy

Last post by BoxerCup R « Sun Apr 12, 2020 6:57 am
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by big rob » Sat Apr 11, 2020 7:16 am

My bike is returning in excess of 3-weeks per gallon at this time :lol:

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Sun Apr 12, 2020 6:57 am
Boredom

Last post by Mitch1100 « Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:00 pm

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Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:00 pm
An ode (er) to a toilet roll.

Last post by das bike u1100s « Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:10 am
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Attachment(s) by das bike u1100s » Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:05 pm

I've got a bog roll.
I've got several hundred bog rolls.
Their piled to the ceiling in the loo.
Filled the spare room too.
I'm good for a poo.
Or...

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Last post by das bike u1100s View the latest post
Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:10 am
ADMIN please

Last post by BoxerCup R « Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:25 am
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by Mitch1100 » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:09 pm

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN OLDER LADY. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY...

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Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:25 am
Rugby

Last post by slparry « Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:56 pm

by slparry » Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:56 pm

An English family are shopping in Sports Direct, 6 year old son picks up a Welsh rugby top and says to his older sis, I want to support these, sis...

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Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:56 pm
Burns night

Last post by BoxerCup R « Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:40 pm
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Attachment(s) by Wassy » Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:00 pm

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Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:40 pm
Home wanted

Last post by Mitch1100 « Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:10 am

Attachment(s) by Mitch1100 » Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:10 am

05A1B499-6A05-4808-8F84-8E7A6EB62900.jpeg URGENT NEW HOME WANTED !!!!!
This is Izzy, she’s a 12 week-old European Boxer puppy, I bought her as a...

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Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:10 am
Tammy isn't happy.

Last post by andy griff « Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:14 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:20 pm

:roll:

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Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:14 pm
Veet

Last post by slparry « Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:36 pm
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by slparry » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:20 am

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Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:36 pm
SENIORS EXAM

Last post by The Teutonic Tangerine « Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:45 pm
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by Mitch1100 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:36 am

SENIORS EXAM

New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which...

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Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:45 pm
My Dog

Last post by Blackal « Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:18 pm

by Blackal » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:18 pm

:shock:

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Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:18 pm
Handy Hint for Today

Last post by Blackal « Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:04 am

by Blackal » Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:04 am

Handy hint for today.

Turn your regular sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.

:D

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Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:04 am
Glad I don’t live there.......

Last post by dave1100s « Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:49 pm
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by Blackal » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:29 pm

Just for balance - you get fuds on four wheels as well.............

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:49 pm
Divorce

Last post by slparry « Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:50 pm

by slparry » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:50 pm

“Why I'm divorced." Written by a man.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly...

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Last post by slparry View the latest post
Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:50 pm
Hunting

Last post by slparry « Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:27 pm

by slparry » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:27 pm

Bob was excited about his new 338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon...

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Last post by slparry View the latest post
Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:27 pm
Snowmen

Last post by ianbcr « Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:10 pm

by ianbcr » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:10 pm

Thought i had come across a cemetry for snowmen, turned out just to be a field of carrots. :shock:

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Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:10 pm
Evening Classes

Last post by Blackal « Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:25 pm
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Attachment(s) by Grip Fast » Sun Dec 23, 2018 2:08 pm

While shredding old documents, I came across this from 1989. Some wag at work clearly had time on their hands. It amused me, though a couple of them...

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Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:25 pm
I want a bike..........

Last post by nab 301 « Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:13 pm
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by Blackal » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:17 pm

Quite good............ :)

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Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:13 pm
POSITIVE ATTITUDE

Last post by Mitch1100 « Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:04 am

by Mitch1100 » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:04 am

A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in...

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Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:04 am
Trouble and Strife

Last post by rogerslater « Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:00 pm

by rogerslater » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:00 pm

While riding his Harley, Bubba swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging his head.

Dazed and confused...

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Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:00 pm
German Girlfriend

Last post by Malc « Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:45 pm

by Malc » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:45 pm

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex out of ten.
Last night we tried anal she was screaming 9 9 9 . My best score yet.......

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Last post by Malc View the latest post
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:45 pm

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